Semangat AYAM..Bodoh !!

Future Kolej MARA BAnting

"welcome to future Kolej MARA Banting, J@#% $?@(&^%"
"Sape-sape yang dapat KMB jom ar join! boleh kenal-kenal"

Due to hardcore boredom of no-idea-what-to-do-for-tonite (like children of BODOM) Mikey decided to entered the other world; the world where all of the people in there don't walk but surf instead-The Maya. Though, he still find himself drowning in the boredom of Maya. Suddenly, come a surfer WFook buzzing him with irritating noise of smiley messenger. Luckily he brought the light of joy for the nite - the future, Future of Kolej MARA Banting. 

Weyh ko nk tgk forum bdk2 semangat??

"Bdk mne?? Bley gak"

Bdk2 bakal msk kmb
Ko follow link ni
Jgn lupe fire dorg k

"Baik akn kutunaikn hajat ko..haha "

So Mikey surf into the site and became one of them - The Future KMBians, though he's already a KMBian. His eyes stop for a glare at a thread; HEY Future KMBians!!! how about a gathering b4 check in KMB. Deep down in his folded cerebrum o perhaps cereblum ( FYI MIkey hate biology so much ), his neuron transmitted nerve,trigger him to fire the thread just as what have been told by the light of joy. 

*Ok if you are Izwan Sanusi and you saw a bunch of people which are so 'Semangat Ayam' to enter KMB, what would you do?
*ANS: You have to, must to, compulsory to fire them for being such a damned people in this harmony community so that they            would be a better blood of nation. ( in other words jangan la jd skema ak amat tak suke )

Mikey wrote to the thread:
"korg xyah ar semangat sgt..msk KMB je pn dh ar xkonfem fly"
and he know that post would surely bring them back to path of truth and lead them away from the SKEMANESS

FCUK Future KMBians
FCUK Future KMBians
FCUK Future KMBians

History Of Mikey's Tangling

Once upon a time, there was a so called lil baby name Mikey whom before this known for his allergy to blogging and bloggers ; the main reason for it - " I don't have much time for this crapping stuff  ". The post-so-called-it's-important-for-your-placement exam stress has turned his enthusiast on this ; a friend of him suddenly called,

Hello bro aku rindu bangat sama kau..bile cuti ?

"Aku baru je abes exam harini, harini la start cuti"

Pergh, smart how was exam ?

"Agak smart ar ko tunggu je la 'result gempak' aku keluar nanti"

Haha, ko sure bley buat nyer, ko gempak kot

"Hotak ko, smart shikot ar"

Chill2, jangan ar emo2

"Emo dow, aku sekarang dah layan emo dah..nak cuba beralih karier plak..heh"

Haha tu lah kau aku ajak isap rokok tak mau..bley hilang stress kot bende ni

"Banyak lah ko..makin sengsare ade ar, dah ar mahal..aku tak sekaye ko kot"

Hmm,,watsoevaq(watsoever in penang accent)..ntah ar ni awek aku yang cakap blogging besh,bley reduce stress..cube ko try

"Tgk dulu ar, ko dah try ?"

Aku dah ade rokok kot watpe nak try

"Haha lawak2"

and so the conversation end. Next, the reading of ANIMAL PORN XXX BARELY 18, TOOLING WORDS and AKU CUTI 3 MINGGU catalyst the metamorphosis of Mikey into a BLOGGER, a TANGLER.